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Favorite Quotes
Wednesday May 7, 2008 10:11 am

just some quotes I liked - a lot.

"To a true warrior, anything is a potential weapon. To a true pervert, anything is a potential toy." - Volcano

"A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45" - Mike Beebe

"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?" - Jules Feiffer

"It's been my experience that if you hang out with the right bunch of twisted, drooling, cackling sicko perverts and tell them your erotic fantasies, they won't *stay* fantasies." - Philip the Foole

"We must be willing to get rid of the life that we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." - Joseph Campbell

"I used to want to change the world. After that I used to want to change usenet. Now, a good blow job would be nice. You get old, your goals change." - Travis

"One of the great things about being a mad scientist is that when you have one of those little thoughts that say "wouldn't it be great if 'X'", you can actually _do_ something about it." - Artie

"Patriotism is the Rohipnol of the American public." - John the Canadian

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