a Barak & Sheba Article

Twas the Night Before Christmas...
Monday Dec 24, 2012

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the flat,
not a kinkster was stirring, not even a brat.
The toybags were hung in the Pink Room of pain,
and thoughts of naughty boys & girls bent over again.

As I lay in my bed, all snuggled and warm,
I clicked on the iPad to watch me some porn.
The pictures that flashed across the screen to see,
were clearly some wank fodder for my mind's glee.

When all of a sudden there arose my stiff member,
I had to waken Sheba, and roughly bend her.
She cried out in pleasure, as I used several fingers,
Stroke my clit harder, and make sure you linger.

We rushed faster and faster in our vigorous sex,
causing screams and moans that would surely vex.
The banging and crashing and many a guffaw,
brought quickly to our front door, thus came the law.

Our neighbors you see, are vanilla and plain,
they made it clear, from kinky love they abstain.
No floggers, no whips, no crops made of leather
no ropes, no chains, no collars, in any weather.

The police gave a smile but were quick to look round,
while you're playing this hard, try not to make sound.
With a twinkle in her eye and a smile on her face,
Sheba asked them politely if they would take my place.

For a moment of silence that they might say yes,
a pin drop could be heard, I clearly could guess.
Luckily they declined and went on their way,
But not before leaving handcuffs to add to our day.

As the black and white backed up from the curb,
their voices came drifting through the quiet burg.
We could hear them chuckle as they sped into the night,
A Merry Christmas to all... and to all a kinky night!

Happy Holidays to all...
And to all a good night!

Barak & Sheba

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